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Todays Bonehead Award:
Explosive devices, weapon arsenal found 
in Florida child porn raid
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Today, Oct 21 in
1918 Margaret Owen set a typing speed record of 170 words per minute on a manual typewriter.
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America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
--- Sigmund Freud (1856 - 1939)
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I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and
ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put an ice cube into
the cup so that I could drink the coffee soon. At the
window, there was a delay. Finally, a teen-aged girl came to
the window looking frustrated. "I'm having a problem," she
announced. "The ice keeps melting." 
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Two guys had businesses on the same street. One had
customers coming and going and the other, well, maybe two or
three a day. Finally, Morris, whose business was doing
badly, decided to visit Shapiro, who was doing very well.
Going in the door, he saw a large banner over the entrance
which read : "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE." Morris wanted to
know why Shapiro was going out of business, since he seemed
to be doing so well. 

Shapiro confided, "That sign has been in my window for
almost eight years. If I took it down, I would go out of
business." 
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A customer was so infatuated with his waitress he decided to
ask her for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he
was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally
he followed her into the kitchen and confronted her. With a
total lack of finesse, he blurted out his invitation. 

To his amazement, she readily consented. He said, "Why have
you been avoiding me since you served me? You wouldn't even
make eye contact." 

"Oh," replied the waitress, "It`s close to the end of my
shift and I don`t want to make another pot of coffee. I
thought you wanted more coffee." 
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD 
has been earned by

Randall Drake, 24,
Dunedin,
Florida

Explosive devices, weapon arsenal found 
in Florida child porn raid

Authorities say they found three explosive devices and other
weapons during a child porn raid at a Florida home.

A Pinellas County Sheriff's Office news release says 24-
year-old Randall Drake was arrested Wednesday and charged
with two counts of unlawfully making, possessing or
attempting to make a destructive device.

Authorities say detectives found a locked closet while
serving a warrant at Drake's Dunedin home, where he lives
with his parents. Besides finding tubes filled with
gunpowder and wicks, investigators also found aerial photos
of two Hillsborough County schools and a water treatment
facility.

Deputies removed 20 guns, 15 knives, a baseball bat with
protruding nails, a crossbow, brass knuckles and gun powder
from the home.

Drake was free on $20,000 bail.

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Tech Support Pits
From: Brenda
Re: Wireless Connectivity
Dear Webby,
I am used to using the wireless modem in my laptop to
connect to hotels where I am staying, and am fairly 
comfortable with the procedure. However, now and then
it happens that I connect to the hotel's router, and see
good signal strength, but can't get anywhere. What
do you recommend in those cases?
Brenda


Dear Brenda
Get your money back and go to a better hotel.
They gambled on a 4 station home type router being enough,
and you were #5. They rarely admit that and that type of
hotel usually tries to blame it on your computer. 

It is NOT your computer's fault, and not your settings.
Do not let them talk you into changing your settings,
and don't let them waste your time, while they hope that
somebody will log off. Just demand your money back 
and go to a better hotel.

Without messing with your settings, you can usually
get better connectivity from the parking lot of a Holiday
Inn, than from the lobby of for example a Baymont Inn.

When enough people smarten up and demand their money
back, they will eventually get proper equipment and stop
trying to blame you.

Have FUN!
DearWebby




A new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little
nervous and about ten minutes into the talk his mind went
blank. He remembered some advice they gave him in seminary
school when a situation like this arose -- repeat your last
point. Often this will help you remember what should come
next. So he gave it a try.

"Behold, I come quickly," he said. Still his mind was blank.
So he tried again, "Behold, I come quickly!" Still nothing.

He tried once more, this time with so much vehemence that he
tripped over his microphone wire and fell off the stage,
right into the lap of a little old lady in the front row.

The young preacher was very embarrassed and tried to apolo-
gize, but the woman replied, "That's all right, young man.
It was my fault...I should have gotten ready for you.
After all, you did tell me three times you were coming!"



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From Phil
Friday, we had a tornado drill. We're underneath a parking
garage and there's a PA announcement
"This is a tornado drill.
Please move quickly away from any and all windows."

Somebody yelled out: "Quick, get to a DOS prompt!"

(Click on START, type cmd and hit ENTER)
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A rare thread called "sea silk.

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A business executive injured his leg skiing one
weekend. By the time he got home Saturday,
the leg was very swollen and he was having
difficulty walking, so he called his physician at
his home. The doctor told him to soak it in hot
water. He tried soaking it in hot water but the leg
became more swollen and painful.

His maid saw him limping and said, "I don't know,
I'm only a maid, but I always thought it was better
to use cold water, not hot, for swelling." He tried
switching to cold water, and the swelling rapidly
subsided.

Monday he called his Dr. again to complain. 
"Say Doc, what kind of a doctor are you anyway? 
You told me to soak my leg in hot water,
and it got worse. My maid told me to use cold water
and it got better."

"Really?!?" answered the doctor, "I don't understand
it; MY maid said hot water."



Ophelia Dingbatter's
NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just
jokes and fun for grownups. 
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Having been married ten years and still living in an
apartment, Sarah would often complain about anything, as she
was tired of saving every penny to buy a "dream home".

Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment,
within their budget. However, after the first week, she
began complaining again.

"Joel," she said, "I don't like this place at all. There are
no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors can see me every
time I take a bath."

"Don't worry." replied her husband. "If the neighbors do see
you, they'll go to Walmart and buy curtains."
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Today, October 21, in 
1797 "Old Ironsides," the U.S. Navy frigate Constitution,
was launched in Boston's harbor. 

1805 The Battle of Trafalgar occurred off the coast of
Spain. The British defeated the French and Spanish fleet. 

1849 The first tattooed man, James F. O'Connell, was put on
exhibition at the Franklin Theatre in New York City, NY. 

1858 The Can-Can was performed for the first time in Paris. 

1879 Thomas Edison invented the electric incandescent lamp.
It would last 13 1/2 hours before it would burn out. 

1917 The first U.S. soldiers entered combat during World War
I near Nancy, France. 

1918 Margaret Owen set a typing speed record of 170 words
per minute on a manual typewriter. 

1925 The photoelectric cell was first demonstrated at the
Electric Show in New York City, NY. 

1925 The U.S. Treasury Department announced that it had
fined 29,620 people for prohibition (of alcohol) violations.


1927 In New York City, construction began on the George
Washington Bridge. 

1944 During World War II, the German city of Aachen was
captured by U.S. troops. 

1945 Women in France were allowed to vote for the first
time. 

1950 Chinese forces invaded Tibet. 

1959 The Guggenheim Museum was opened to the public in New
York. The building was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. 

1967 Thousands of demonstrators marched in Washington, DC,
in opposition to the Vietnam War. 

1983 The Pentagon reported that 2,000 Marines were headed to
Grenada to protect and evacuate Americans living there and
to kick out the Cubans. 

1986 The U.S. ordered 55 Soviet diplomats to leave. The
action was in reaction to the Soviet Union expelling five
American diplomats. 

1991 Jesse Turner, an American hostage in Lebanon, was
released after nearly five years of being imprisoned. 

1994 North Korea and the U.S. signed an agreement requiring
North Korea to halt its nuclear program and agree to
inspections. 

1998 Cancer specialist Dr. Jane Henney became the FDA's
first female commissioner. 

2003 The U.S. Senate voted to ban what was known as partial
birth abortions. 

2003 North Korea rejected U.S. President George W. Bush's
offer of a written pledge not to attack in exchange for the
communist nation agreeing to end its nuclear weapons
program.

2017  smiled.
 
 

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